Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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