And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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