do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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