Only a mothe r could love this liver
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.