..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.