were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.