There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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