Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married