Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.