ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......