the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex