shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Come see our sink grown plant.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY