Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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