All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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