how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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