does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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