just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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