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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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