just survived the first fart of the relationship.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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