is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK