I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.