At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.