All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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