This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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