Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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