Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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