does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested