I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.