The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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