you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Verdict: uncircumcised.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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