She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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