Buhtt sex?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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