he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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