we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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