Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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