I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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