Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.