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Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you

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Gross. gingers suck

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(313): Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you (248): Gross. gingers suck http://tfl.nu/yt8q

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You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain

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(925): You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain http://tfl.nu/anwf

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dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?

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(504): dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty? http://tfl.nu/lq5o

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I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

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(917): I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever. http://tfl.nu/rwuq

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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.

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(512): no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian. http://tfl.nu/oqdk

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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.

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(509): You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters. http://tfl.nu/qaew

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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.

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(402): I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying. http://tfl.nu/o8p1

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I want her autograph on my taint

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(573): I want her autograph on my taint http://tfl.nu/g43m

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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing

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and semen

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(360): it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing (206): and semen http://tfl.nu/0fmk

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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.

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(502): Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway. http://tfl.nu/fbtk

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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.

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(303): I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls. http://tfl.nu/h774

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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood

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(612): Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood http://tfl.nu/1at9

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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY

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(314): So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY http://tfl.nu/g1zc

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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU

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(860): I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU http://tfl.nu/1s1y

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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great clearly means different things to us

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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences (919): great clearly means different things to us http://tfl.nu/ha8x

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