I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.