I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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