Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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