i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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