She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
We got so high we made milksteak
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter