so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!