It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah