but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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