I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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