I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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