party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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