it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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