Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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