do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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