Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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