You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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