Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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