My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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