my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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