dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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