grandma shit on top of the toilet
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you inspire me to be a worse person
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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