All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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