Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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