? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Can you bring me the toilet please
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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